attn: troublemaking splinter-men

[hoses]

[ for ease of threading, this is going to be a semi-informal Choose Your Own Adventure type of thread - or like a text-based RPG game (the original kind, not DWRP). you'll be threading with the environment more than any one NPC. as such, feel free to ask questions about the environment like a video game character examining items around the room. i'll give you a scenario to kick off with. ]

( down the chute he goes. )